Saw 3D (Movie Review)

Updated May 2026

James Frey, whose fictional autobiography A Million Little Pieces got him roasted on Oprah Winfrey’s sofa for 48 minutes, got off easy compared to Bobby Dagen. Played by Sean Patrick Flanery, Dagen is tortured along with the audience for 90 minutes after concocting a fake bestseller about surviving the Jigsaw killer. That is the premise of Saw 3D, also known as Saw VII, depending on your point of view.

Hoffman Picks Up Where Jigsaw Left Off

The plot is simple. The late Jigsaw John, played by Tobin Bell in flashbacks, had an accomplice. Anyone who watched Saw VI knows it is crooked Detective Mark Hoffman, played by Costas Mandylor.

Bobby Dagen is raking in cash on his book tour. Hoffman gets upset about it, for reasons that are anyone’s guess, and sets out to right matters. He also has a beef with Jigsaw John’s widow, Jill, played by Betsy Russell, who fingered him to the cops and tried to kill him.

The Traps Depend on Movie Logic

Like the rest of the franchise, Saw 3D relies on about one dead body every ten minutes, cheesy effects, and relentless villains to manufacture suspense. The victims are not guilt free. Most of them did something bad, which is to say they are human.

The film also asks for an extraordinary suspension of disbelief. Hoffman’s traps depend on perfect timing, mechanical perfection, and a puppet showing up on television at exactly the right moment to move the plot along. The money such a setup would cost is far beyond the means of any working detective.

The Choices Are Hobson’s on Steroids

By now everyone knows the Saw franchise’s central premise is that life is about choices. Unfortunately for those caught in Jigsaw’s traps, those choices are Hobson’s on steroids. The second scene is set in a storefront where two men, both involved with the same woman held overhead in a sling, are chained to circular saws.

To save the girl, one must saw the other to death. If they save each other, the girl dies. Classic Saw.

Borrowed Beats From Better Movies

The film also lifts from sharper work. Hoffman stitching his own face after Jill’s alleged murder attempt plays straight out of Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth. A bit in which Bobby shoves hooks into his pectoral muscles was used to much better effect by Arthur Kopit in Indians, on stage and on screen.

The 3D Gimmick Cannot Save Subpar Material

3D is a trick Hollywood tried about 50 years ago, around the same time as the Hula Hoop. Studios are reviving it to get bodies to shell out money for weak films. So far this critic has seen only one picture that actually benefited from the format, and that was Despicable Me.

3D does not make up for crummy material. A compelling work can play on a 13-inch black and white television and still hold the viewer’s attention.

The Performances and the Verdict

Director Kevin Greutert edited many of the Saw films and directed Saw VI. Tech credits, save for the cheesy special effects, are adequate. Dialogue is banal at best, and performances are almost universally awful. Only Flanery rises above the material, which is not saying much.

A Franchise That Officially Jumped the Shark

Saw 3D is billed as the end of the franchise, and that would be a good thing. With number seven, the series has jumped the shark. This critic fears otherwise.

The film leaves loose ends on which a sequel can be hung. Audiences do not know if Bobby or Hoffman dies. It is also revealed that Jigsaw John had a second accomplice, a blond doctor played by Cary Elwes who cauterized his own stump after amputating his leg in the opening scene.

Released just in time for Halloween, Saw 3D is rated R for sequences of grisly bloody violence and torture, and language. Take a pass. Put the Jigsaw guys out of their misery. For more genre coverage, see our horror reviews on ShowBizCafe.

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