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Ted Faraone

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2010/08/13 at 12:00am

La Soga

08.13.2010 | By |

La Soga

The Dominican Republic boasts many achievements in addition to its natural beauty, but film arguably is not one of them.  That’s why “La Soga” (The Noose), a 2009 effort by helmer Josh Crook, which bows on 13 August stateside, comes as such a welcome surprise.  In the Spanish-speaking world one tends to think instead of Spain, Argentina, and Mexico as hotbeds of cinema.
 
The tightly wrought thriller is both in Spanish and English with appropriate subtitles.  Its 102 minutes virtually fly by — no seat squirming here.  Action takes place largely in the Dominican Republic and in Washington Heights, New York, an area populated largely by Dominican expats.
 
The scary aspect of “La Soga” is that the screenplay (Manny Perez) is based on true events.  Plot is told in flashbacks within a flashback, a tricky bit of storytelling for which kudos must go to Perez and Crook, who also gets editor credit.
 
Plot is straightforward, but pic’s flashbacks within flashback device aids in building suspense.  It’s Hollywood ending is almost a total surprise.  Writer Manny Perez is Luisito, the son of a hardworking butcher (Nelson Baez).  Luisito would rather play with the livestock than slaughter them.  As a child Luisito is played by Fantino Fernandez.  He has a childhood crush (reciprocated) on Jenny (Leslie Cepeda as the child) played later as an adult by the stunning ex Miss Unverse, Puerto Rican Denise Quiñones.
 
Eventually Luisito gets his mojo up and asks dad to teach him to slaughter a pig.  It is not a scene for the faint of heart or for animal lovers such as your critic, or for Luisito.  The elder Luisito is a vegetarian.  That little twist not only aids in character development but it does it so seamlessly that it also adds one of pic’s touches of comic relief.
 
Luisito’s dad is killed in an argument with two drug lords driving a pristine Mercedes 560 SL.  They run down his goat.  This is pic’s pivotal moment.  Luisito never forgets who they are.  Now, the boy as family breadwinner (thank Heaven that he learned enough butchery before the murder) holds a grudge.  When he sees one of the killers outside the butcher shop, he takes an ice pick used to slaughter pigs and goes for the guy’s heart.  It works.
 
Arrested, he is sought out in jail by the head of the Dominican secret police (Juan Fernández) as General Colon.  The latter has big plans for Luisito.  Any child who can kill in cold blood like that can be useful.  The general trains the boy to become a government assassin.  Thanks to the flashback mischagass we don’t find this out until about halfway through the picture, but it doesn’t matter.  Dribbling out backstory is an old trick that goes back long before cinema — August Strindberg and Maurice Maeterlinck were among its first masters over a century ago.
 
Fast forward to the present.  Luisito is “La Soga,” a government agent known only by that name.  He and a partner (Tavo, played by Hemky Madera) cruise the Dominican Republic killing bad guys for the secret police.  These are summary executions.  Many of them are deported from the US strictly to meet that fate.  It’s a dirty war not much different from Northern Ireland in the 1980s.  Eposition is cleverly handled by Joseph Lyle Taylor as America’s bag man, Simon Burr, and Margo Martindale as Flannigan, his handler.  The General is getting paid by the US to take care of guys the US cannot convict in criminal court.  The General is also on the take from some Dominican criminals.  Some of these creeps end up on the hit list.  One of them, a fat pedophile played by Cruzmonty, gets his balls cut off by La Soga despite a last minute confirmation that he has paid his bribe to the General.  It’s the pedophilia that pissed off Luisito.  But Luisito’s real motivation to remain “La Soga” is the overwhelming desire to nail Rafa (Paul Calderon) the leader of the pair who killed his dad.
 
Meanwhile, Luisito has rekindled his childhood romance with Jenny using a device virtually lifted from “The Sopranos.”  Anyone remember the episode where Dr. Melfi’s Jaguar needs repair?  At first all goes well.  But as she gets drawn further into Luisito’s new world, she recoils.
 
Luisito wants to retire as a government assassin although Rafa remains in his sights.  Dialogue makes it clear that Luisito has stuck it out as long as he has only to nail Rafa.  The General objects.  It’s a tad like retiring from the Mob.  Only a few people have done it and lived to tell about it.  What ensues is sort of a Mexican standoff within a Mexican standoff.
 
Pic has almost a double payoff.  Crook could have ended it before the final reel.  As your critic has written, stretching a picture beyond its “natural end” is a tricky job.  Most of the time it doesn’t work.  But Crook’s path to the Hollywood ending is ingenious, taking full advantage of modern media publicity.
 
“La Soga” is unrated.  It opens August 13 in the US.  Tech credits are more than adequate.  Subtitles get the point across for both speakers of English and Spanish.  And little if any celluloid is wasted on baloney.  Animal lovers, children, and folks with weak stomachs would do well to avoid it.  The rest can consider the ticket price money well spent on a gripping thriller.

Namreta Kumar

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2010/08/13 at 12:00am

Eat, Pray, Love

08.13.2010 | By |

Eat, Pray, Love

Although Eat Pray Love promises a heartwarming journey, it unfortunately does not reach deep enough.

‘Eat Pray Love’ is transcribed from the memoirs of Elizabeth Gilbert. It is Liz’s three-part search for an “enriched” self. The first leg of her journey takes place in Italy, where she learns the value of living without a roadmap to life. The second part of her journey takes place in India, where she has to challenge everything from within. And the last stage of her journey, in Bali, forces her to practice these principles indistinct of one another.

Ryan Murphy does an excellent job integrating Liz’s, played by Julia Roberts, old life into the search for her new life. The transitions of the film and Liz’s life are what make an impression. They may either remind you of a place you have been or help you envision a place you might want to be. The art and cinematography of the film transport you to an authentic and very distinct memory, however the screenplay and film do not complete the emotional journey.

Eat Pray Love was much more than a novel or biography, for the people who have read the book, it is an emotional experience –  unfortunately the film does not make the cut. What makes this impossible journey so possible are the words and life of the heart, but the screenwriting alters and hangs on too many words and clichés that in turn do not move the audience.

Gilbert’s journey requires a patience, lost in translation to film. In fact the film feels lengthy at moments instead of carefully drawn out or experienced. Julia Roberts brings a placid Liz to screen, who only becomes animated in light of her supporting cast and not the narration. Javier Bardem, much like his character, breathes life into the final leg of the film. It is in Bali that the pieces of the film fall into place, but it still does not leave the same mark the novel has.

Eat Pray Love leaves an impression but doesn’t make an impact. The emotional levels of the novel do not become the art of this film and there it loses it’s heart.

Jack Rico

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2010/08/13 at 12:00am

New ‘The Town’ poster released

08.13.2010 | By |

New 'The Town' poster released

Ben Affleck’s new crime drama ‘The Town‘ has a new movie poster, which unlike its trailer, looks feeble and uninspiring. Affleck (Good Will Hunting, Hollywoodland) is a writer/actor now turned director. His directorial debut was ‘Gone Baby Gone,’ a stellar film starring brother Casey Affleck, Morgan Freeman, Ed Harris, amongst others. He is now set to release his second effort, The Town, a Boston bank heist filled with the ‘it’ actors of the moment – Jon Hamm (Mad Men) and Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker).

Below is the official synopsis of the film along with the poster. What do you think of it? Leave your comments below…

Synopsis: There are over 300 bank robberies in Boston every year. And most of the professionals live in a one-square-mile neighborhood called Charlestown. One of them is Doug MacRay, but he is not cut from the same cloth as his fellow thieves. Unlike them, Doug had a chance at success, a chance to escape following in his father’s criminal footsteps. Instead, he became the leader of a crew of ruthless bank robbers, who pride themselves on taking what they want and getting out clean. The only family Doug has are his partners in crime, especially Jem, who, despite his dangerous, hair-trigger temper, is the closest thing Doug ever had to a brother. However, everything changed on the gang’s last job when Jem briefly took a hostage: bank manager Claire Keesey. When they discover Claire lives in Charlestown, Jem gets nervous and wants to check out what she might have seen. Knowing what Jem is capable of, Doug takes charge. He seeks out Claire, who has no idea that their encounter is not by chance or that this charming stranger is one of the men who terrorized her only days before. As his relationship with Claire deepens into a passionate romance, Doug wants out of this life and the town. But with the Feds closing in and Jem questioning his loyalty, Doug realizes that getting out will not be easy and, worse, may put Claire in the line of fire. Any choices he once had have boiled down to one: betray his friends or lose the woman he loves. “The Town” is a dramatic thriller about robbers and cops, friendship and betrayal, love and hope, and escaping a past that has no future.

The Town Poster

Jack Rico

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2010/08/09 at 12:00am

My chat with a ‘Pretty Woman’: Julia Roberts

08.9.2010 | By |

My chat with a 'Pretty Woman': Julia Roberts

When you have a smile like that then you must be none other than Julia Roberts. I sat down with the EAT PRAY LOVE star to talk amongst many things, porn, yes porn, and what she thinks happiness really is.

Ted Faraone

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2010/08/07 at 12:00am

The Other Guys

08.7.2010 | By |

The Other Guys

“The Other Guys,” like almost every good pic in which Will Ferrell has starred, is  a vehicle for his comic genius.  The plot is preposterous.  There is adequate vulgarity to please teenage boys.  The jokes are broad — so broad that they are farcical, and several of them are running gags.  Pic marks the first pairing of Ferrell with Mark Wahlberg.  It’s a happy combination.  The pair have the chemistry of classic comedy teams such as Laurel & Hardy, Abbot & Costello, and Martin & Lewis.  Ferrell and Wahlberg are NYPD detectives Allen Gamble and Terry Hoitz.  They are an unlikely pair, even for a buddy-pic comedy.  Gamble is a forensic accountant.  Hoitz is best known as the cop who shot Derek Jeter by mistake (who appears in a cameo) and cost New York a World Series.  The punchline is, “You couldn’t have shot A-Rod?”  Hoitz is the little macho sparkplug, full of anger at himself and embarrassed to be partnered with Gamble, whose chipper attitude annoys him.  Michael Keaton is the precinct captain, who works nights as a manager at Bed Bath and Beyond to pay his bi-sexual son’s tuition at NYU.  What the heck are these two doing in a precinct?  What the heck are these two doing as cops in the first place?  They are the buffoons of the precinct, dumped on by the other cops.  They are “the other guys” to the PD’s stars.

 

Pic has roots in sketch comedy, and it shows.  Ferrell and helmer Adam McKay, who shares screenwriter credit with Chris Henchy and Patrick Crowley, are veterans of TV’s “Saturday Night Live.”  Plot strings together the sketches.  Ribbon on the package is narration by Ice-T which borrows heavily from TV’s “Law & Order” franchise.

 

Premise is simple.  Hoitz itches to redeem himself by cracking a big case.  Gamble would rather do paperwork, run numbers, and track down permit violations.  The diminutive Wahlberg holds his much taller partner in contempt.  The pair are overshadowed by New York’s hero cops, Highsmith and Danson (Samuel L. Jackson and Dwayne Johnson in parodies of other action hero roles they have played).  Highsmith and Danson are sort of Starsky and Hutch on steroids.  In the first two reels they wreck two 1971 Chevelle SS muscle cars which had been in perfect condition — as well as countless other automobiles.  The swaggering pair are got out of the way by a bizarre suicide:  They jump off a 20 storey building chasing bad guys.

 

Hoitz determines to replace them — even with Gamble as his partner.  Gamble stumbles on missing scaffolding permits which he ties to a Bernie Madoff sort (David Ershon played by British actor Steve Coogan).  What he doesn’t know when he arrests Ershon on the permit violations is that he has just walked into a $32 billion scam involving a hot blonde (Anne Heche), Chechens, Nigerians, and a mean security man with an Australian accent (Roger Wesley played by Ray Stevenson) who is very tall and very deadly.  Rest of pic hinges on Gamble and Hoitz’s ill-starred attempts to crack the bigger case.  This sets up pic’s running jokes, including references to a couple of bands popular in the 1970s (The Little River Band gets significant time on pic’s soundtrack) and Gamble’s odd irresistibility to extraordinarily hot women.  Helping drive the latter point home is the stunning Eva Mendes as his loving wife, Dr. Sheila Gamble, a cameo in which Brooke Shields hits on Gamble, a bit with Natalie Zea as Gamble’s ex-girlfriend, Christinith, a name which sets up yet another joke, and a walk-on by smoking hot newcomer Pilar Angelique.  Zea’s bit is actually a real plot twist in solving the crime.  One has to give McKay credit for keeping pic’s surreal 107 minutes on track while maintaining the screwball farce.

 

Pic also benefits excellent stunts and special effects, flawless timing from the principals, fine screenwriting for its genre, and editing by Brent White which is as disciplined as Ferrell’s comedy.  A word on the latter:  Will Ferrell off screen is not a funny guy.  He works at comedy the way Lucille Ball did, the way Fred Astaire worked at dance.  He succeeds.  Other tech credits shine.

 

Pic’s PG rating is largely due to today’s obligatory vulgarity and to one of the funniest scenes ever filmed since Alan Arkin and Peter Falk teamed for “The In-Laws.”  (Anyone remember “Serpentine, serpentine!”?)  While the bad guys are watching his house, Gamble hides outside and phones in an attempt to reconcile with Dr. Sheila, who has thrown him out.  Their go-between is her mother, Viola Harris as Mama Ramos, who relays unbelievably steamy messages between the pair regarding three days of make-up sex.  That scene is so funny that one initially ignores its utter implausibility.  “The Other Guys” is a laugh a minute.  Take the kids.  They’ll fail to understand why the foregoing scene is so funny, but they won’t be exposed to anything that will corrupt them.

Jack Rico

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2010/08/06 at 12:00am

Middle Men

08.6.2010 | By |

Middle Men

The pornography premise for ‘Middle Men’ will be a main attraction for many male moviegoers who enjoy a good dose of sex plot to their movies with a touch of humor. It chronicles the rise and fall of three entrepreneurs who create the first legitimate porn website.

The film is “inspired by a true story” and that tagline held my interest throughout most of the 1hr and 45 minute duration. Part of my interest stems from its dramatic and almost absurd incidents about ludicrous business decisions that took place with copious amount of sex and drugs passed around. The acting by the cast was very good, in particular, Luke Wilson, who showed a dramatic presence absent from his previous roles. Giovanny Ribisi, delivered an interesting character, but I felt a bit over the top.

The film has enough drama, humor along with twists and turns to keep the interest level very high. If you want to see something under the radar, filled with sex, drugs and more sex, Middle Men has to be on the top of your list this weekend.

Jack Rico

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2010/08/05 at 12:00am

Will Ferrell to star in a movie completely… en Español?

08.5.2010 | By |

Will Ferrell to star in a movie completely... en Español?

Will Ferrell is going to extend his acting range… in Spanish!

This is really funny. According to TheWrap.com, Ferrell will be the star in “Casa de mi padre,” or “House of My Father,”.

It is going to be fully in Spanish with English subtitles.

There are no plot details to report at the moment, but I imagine some of the biggest Latino movie stars are going to get a call to either to co-star or appear in cameo roles.

Ferrell will produce through his company Gary Sanchez Productions, where the project is in development. No director or release date is confirmed yet.

Jack Rico

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2010/08/02 at 12:00am

Madonna directing her new movie, ‘W.E,’ in Paris

08.2.2010 | By |

Madonna directing her new movie, 'W.E,' in Paris

She’s up to it again! Madonna, The Material Girl is in Paris shooting her latest film, “W.E.“. The film will be two-tiered romantic drama focusing on the affair between King Edward VIII and American divorcée Wallis Simpson and a contemporary romance between a married woman and a Russian security guard. 

Think Julie and Julia style.

The 51-year-old singer made her directorial debut in 2008 with “Filth and Wisdom,” about a Ukrainian cross-dressing punk-rocker. That didn’t go so well.

Madonna is not the only U.S. star to film in the French capital this summer.

Last week, Woody Allen was shooting his “Midnight in Paris” on location near the Pantheon and in a park behind Notre Dame cathedral. The film, starring Owen Wilson, also includes a performance by France’s first lady, model-turned-singer Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.

Alex Florez

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2010/08/01 at 9:46am

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08.1.2010 | By |

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Mack Chico

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2010/07/31 at 12:00am

Sylvester Stallone to do Rambo Prequel?

07.31.2010 | By |

Sylvester Stallone to do Rambo Prequel?

Looks like Rocky can’t leave Rambo. Sylvester Stallone either needs money or he just thinks he is still 30. As part of a fan Q&A at Ain’t It Cool News to publicise The Expendables, Sly was asked about going backwards rather than forwards with the franchise.

“I certainly think this is worth pondering,” was his response. “It’s intriguing to find the whys and wherefores of how peope have become what they are. The traumas, the loss and the tragedy of being in Vietnam would certainly be a great challenge for a young actor, and it would be ironic that Rambo directs younger Rambo having played it for twenty years plus…”

First Blood starring John Rambo may one day resurface as a prequel, but god please tell me it will be a reboot

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