Rated: PG-13 for sexual content, partial nudity, language and some drug material. Release Date: 2010-09-10 Starring: Galt Niederhoffer Director(s): Distributor: Film Genre: Country:USA Official Website: http://www.theromanticsmovie.com/
âThe Roommateâ starring Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester, should be considered an official remake of Barbet Schroederâs 1992 hit, âSingle White Femaleâ. Its plot, a roommate with a mental disorder who wants to look and be just like her friend, are almost identical. This new remake version, perhaps intended for a younger female audience, is unexceptional. It fails to improve upon the original, from its acting to the dialogue to the direction, it might as well have been sent straight to DVD, or Lifetime. But because its two female leads are so beautiful and sexy, it unapologetically slips into the realm of guilty pleasure.
The premise of âThe Roommateâ is slightly different than the âSWFâ. Sara Matthews (Minka Kelly) a new college student is assigned to room with Rebecca (Leighton Meester), a rich, pretty girl who unbeknownst to Sara, suffers from a personality disorder. As time passes by, their relationship grows stronger and Rebecca becomes more possessive of her friend. Little by little we see her eliminate all the things that make Sara unhappy until her âgoodâ intentions become too dangerous to ignore.
Yes, it is true that the script has no surprises or twists worth being excited about, the direction of Christian E. Christiansen is trite and worthy of Lifetimeâs top 10 best, and the thrills are stale and flat, but Roommateâs sexiness and attractive cast, are hard to knock. As a result, the âbadâ aspects are amusing and you just go along with it waiting for another hottie to get killed or pummeled.
Whether it is a coincidence or just deliberate casting, Kelly and Meester look like twin sisters, Meester looking a tad younger. Nevertheless, it works specially well when Meester âbecomesâ Sara in the final stretch of the film.
All in all, âThe Roommateâ is a forgettable film, but it is never so bad that it sinks to the point of you walking out. People will laugh and enjoy the bad brushing it off as cheap escapism on a good, fun Saturday night out with the ladies.
‘Sanctum’ IMAX 3D is a survival action thriller that, although conceptually intriguing, never delivers a payoff that satisfies the pocket or the 3D experience it boasts about.
James Cameron executive produces this story, based on real events, of a team of underwater cave divers on a treacherous expedition to the largest, most beautiful and least accessible cave system on Earth. When a tropical storm forces them deep into the caverns, they must fight raging water, deadly terrain and creeping panic as they search for an unknown escape route to the sea. Master diver Frank McGuire (Richard Roxburgh) has explored the South Pacific’s Esa-ala Caves for months. But when his exit is cut off in a flash flood, Frank’s team-including 17-year-old son Josh (Rhys Wakefield) and financier Carl Hurley (Ioan Gruffudd) are forced to radically alter plans. With dwindling supplies, the crew must navigate an underwater labyrinth to make it out. Soon, they are confronted with the unavoidable question: Can they survive, or will they be trapped forever?
These types of movies aren’t new to the screen. The 70’s were famous for their disaster films such as The Poseidon Adventure, When Time Ran Out, and the Oscar nominated The Towering Inferno amongst others, with the focus on the characters’ attempts to avert, escape or cope with the disaster and its aftermath. Then there was a resurgence in the mid to late 90’s with films such as Stallone’s Daylight, the remake Poseidon and The Ghost Ship.
The premise of Sanctum is as interesting and absorbing as anything out so far this early 2011. The fact that Cameron is involved and that it was shot in 3D, and it would be released in IMAX, are all great bait to a story that is high on bad acting, recycled and cliched dialogue (“What could possibly go wrong with…” insert bad joke here) and cheap visual effects. The film was shot on a budget of 30 million dollars, not the 237 million dollars Cameron spent on Avatar. Australian director Alister Grierson, who never handled a 3D camera before in his life, is directing only his second picture, and perhaps, gave to some of the B like quality of the movie. You know it wasn’t Cameron. ‘Sanctum’ was not shot in film and it’s obvious, specially when it’s juxtaposed to special effects rendering sequences of caves. However, credit must be given to anyone who is directing underwater for half of the movie. That sounds like a tough task. The 3D experience was subpar for me. I had a chance to see the film in an IMAX 3D theater and I noticed that the sound was off. It sounded far away instead of next to you like most IMAX films. I also had some problems with the IMAX glasses, different than regular 3D glasses. The light of the film kept on penetrating the darkness of my glasses producing an irritable sensation for some key scenes. I had to keep on swiveling my head to find a point where it didn’t bother me. Was it the glasses? No. I changed them just to make sure. This happened occasionally, but nevertheless, it didn’t happen to me when I went to see Tron: Legacy in December. When it comes to 3D experiences in an IMAX theater it’s hard to say Sanctum was an experience. Between sound and imagery, it failed to mesmerize the senses.
Also perforating my ears was the dialogue from John Garvin and Andrew Wight. I don’t know which one was more at fault. When one is watching the characters onscreen trying to survive a disaster and they are engulfed by the ocean itself, all there is left to entertain you is great acting and engaging dialogue to get you through the events. This was not the case here as trite, cornball words were the du jour of the day. Seriously, it was awful. Aside from the dialogue, the rest of the film had its hits and misses. Some of the highlights were the sights of the cave, the underwater sequence shots, and the acting of Richard Roxburgh who should be Stellan Skarsgård’s twin brother. The pacing of the first 40 minutes took its time to build, introduce and flesh out the characters properly. It establishes some of the forth coming problems we are about to witness and lays out the villains and heroes of the movie. This is well done and it manages to hold some interest while it lasts. Right after that, in act II, the movie begins to introduce the lousy acting and dialogue into the action scenes. Interestingly enough, in the 70’s, disaster films were always cast with heavy weight actors which gave credibility to what you were watching unfold. Overall, this is a B cast, excluding veteran actors Richard Roxburgh and Ion Gruffudd. The level of mediocre acting is typical of what one associates with the genre. The dramatic moments are cheesy and painful to watch, specially the father and son scenes. Wakefield’s character mostly, is a vexing figure throughout the whole film. He possesses a very righteous personality, that combined with his histrionic acting, results in aggravating viewing. The tension is paltry at best, perhaps because there are no monsters, killer sharks, hungry piranhas or ravenous crocodiles. I thought there would be an unknown creature lurking in the murky and cold below. The soundtrack also didn’t do a good job of creating the suspenseful atmosphere.
Ultimately, Sanctum didn’t live up to expectations. With the high rise of 3D and IMAX tickets, this experience perhaps does belong in the deep unexplored bottoms of the Earth.
En lo que se puede describir como un sueño realizado, los dos más grandes titanes del cine hispanoparlante, el actor español y ganador del Oscar, Javier Bardem, y el director mexicano y nominado al Oscar, Alejandro González Iñárritu, se unen por primera vez para traernos ‘Biutiful’, una cruda y trágica cinta que arrolla los sentidos.Read More
Rated: R for sequences of grisly bloody violence and torture, and language. Release Date: 2010-10-29 Starring: Patrick Melton & Marcus Dunstan Director(s): Distributor: Film Genre: Country:USA Official Website: http://saw3dmovie.com/
James Frey, whose fictional autobiography, âA Million Little Pieces,â got him roasted on Oprah Winfeyâs sofa for 48 minutes, got off easy compared to Bobby Dagen, ably played by Sean Patrick Flanery, who is tortured (along with the audience) for 90 minutes for concocting a fictional best seller about surviving the Jigsaw killer in âSaw 3Dâ or âSaw VIIâ — depending on oneâs point of view.
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Horror thrillerâs plot is simple. The late Jigsaw John (Tobin Bell) who appears in flashback, had an accomplice, which everyone who saw âSaw VIâ knows is crooked Detective Mark Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) whose career has not exactly soared since his stint on David E. Kellyâs âPicket Fencesâ. He may be best remembered by some as the fellow in HBOâs TV series, âSex and the City,â with a male part too big even for Samantha (Kim Cattrall) to handle.Â
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Bobby Dagen is raking in cash on his book tour. Hoffman gets upset about this (why is anyoneâs guess) and sets out to right matters. He also has a beef with Jigsaw Johnâs widow, Jill (Betsy Russell), who has fingered him to the cops as her late husbandâs accomplice and tried to kill him. At least that makes sense.
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Like the rest of the Saw series, âSaw 3Dâ relies on about one dead body every ten minutes, cheesy special effects, and relentless villains to achieve suspense. The vics are also not guilt free. They mostly (with a few exceptions) did something badâ¦. In other words, theyâre human.Â
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This alleged thriller relies on an extraordinary suspension of disbelief. Hoffmanâs traps depend on perfect timing, amazing mechanical perfection, and a puppet showing up on TV at exactly the right moment to move the plot along. The money such a setup would cost would be far beyond the means of a policeman. It would be the kind of cash that would make Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke apoplectic.Â
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By now everyone who knows anything about the Saw franchise knows that its central premise is that life is about choices. Unfortunately for those caught in Jigsawâs traps, said choices are Hobsonâs on steroids. Picâs second scene is set in an urban storefront in which two guys, both dated by an attractive women held overhead in a sling which emphasizes her most excellent endowments, are chained to circular saws. In order to save the girl, one of them must saw the other to death. If they save each other, the girl gets sawed to death. This is classic Saw. It is also a tad unfortunate since the unaccredited actress is sort of righteous.
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âSaw 3Dâ also plagiarizes other works. Hoffman stitching his face after Jillâs alleged murder attempt is straight out of Spanish pic âPanâs Labyrinth.â A bit in which Bobby has to shove hooks into his pectoral muscles was used to much better effect by Arthur Kopit in âIndians,â both on stage and on screen.
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3D is a gimmick that Hollywood tried about 50 years ago.  It coincided with the Hula Hoop.  There is nothing new under the sun gear, as âRoad & Trackâ magazine founder John Bond said. Hollywood is reviving the gimmick to get bodies to shell out money to see subpar films. It will work for a while. Thus far your critic has seen only one picture that benefitted from 3D: It is âDespicable Meâ (which is reviewed on this site). Heck, even CBS Sports is toying with 3D to get folks to watch its depleted roster on television. Note to programmers: 3D does not make up for crummy material. A compelling work can be shown on a 13-inch black and white TV screen and hold oneâs interest, if not oneâs breath.
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Helmer Kevin Greutert was an editor on many of the Saw pictures and directed âSaw VIâ. Tech credits, save for the cheesy special effects, are adequate. So is sound recording, although âSaw 3Dâ could be a silent picture and be none the worse for it. Dialogue is at best banal. Performances are almost universally awful. Only Flanery rises above the material, which is not saying much.
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âSaw 3Dâ is billed as the end of the Saw franchise. That would be a good thing.  With No. 7 it has jumped the shark. But your critic fears otherwise. Pic leaves a number of dangling participles on any of which can be hung âsequel.â Auds do not know if Bobby dies or if Hoffman dies. And it is revealed that Jigsaw John had a second accomplice, a blond haired physician (Cary Elwes) who cauterized his stump after amputating his own leg — picâs opening scene. Near picâs end it is revealed that Jigsaw John made the guy his âexecutorâ of sorts. The future will depend on the box office that âSaw 3Dâ does.
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Released just in time for Halloween, âSaw 3Dâ is rated R according to its press materials âfor sequences of grisly bloody violence and torture, and language [sic].â Take a pass. Put the Jigsaw guys out of their misery.
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of action violence and brief strong language. Release Date: 2010-10-15 Starring: Jon Hoeber, Erich Hoeber Director(s): Distributor: Film Genre: Country:USA Official Website: http://www.red-themovie.com/
Rated: PG for brief mild language. Release Date: 2010-10-08 Starring: Mike Rich, William Nack Director(s): Distributor: Film Genre: Country:USA Official Website: http://disney.com/secretariat/
The modern romantic comedy ‘No Strings Attached‘ starring Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman is surprisingly not as bad as I expected. The film benefits from an interesting premise, good chemistry between the stars and appealing situations that will easily engage romantic couples looking for a fun time at theater.
The plot centers on Adam and Emma (Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman), childhood friends who try to maintain a strictly sexual relationship, but it’s not long before they both discover that love is impossible to resist.
The romantic comedies of today, a.k.a rom-coms, tend to be very formulaic, predictable and unoriginal, but this one, because of its R rating, takes advantage of it by being mischievous. Of course, youâll experience all the typical ploy devices inserted into these movies such as the irritating best friends, the poppy soundtrack, and of course, the ultimate declarations of love at the end of the movie. Nevertheless, the film aims to reach adults, in particular those who have been through experiences like this at some point in their lives. The movie has shades of the recent âLove and Other Drugsâ (Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway), whose plot also involved a woman who just wanted a purely sexual relationship. Her reasons were different and legitimate as opposed to Portmanâs character. The tone was also more dramatic and not as playful as this.
Much of the upbeat tone of âAttachedâ comes from the cerebral dallyings of screenwriter Elizabeth Meriwether, who has built a real and authentic narrative that reflects the times we live in today – an ode to a sexual revolution that has become part of the natural order of things. The dialogue is another matter. Phrases like, âIâm warning you… if you come closer one more step, I might never let you go”, sound like scratching nails on a chalkboard. To be frank, no right-minded man would dare say something like that in real life because he runs the risk that the woman who hears it will throw up on him. Defects like these run rampant in every rom-com, but here you get over it because Portmanâs and Kutcher’s charm is irresistible.
Portman, a soon to be Best Actress winner at this yearâs Oscar for Black Swan, is exploring a new genre with great results. She plays a sexy, beautiful, confident woman who is not shy in proving she has a fun side to her. Mix that in with her dramatic strengths and you have an actress who wonât keep on embarrassing the genre any further. Do not be surprised if we see her in more romantic comedies in the not too distant future. Kutcher on the other hand, is overshadowed by Portmanâs screen presence and skill. Even though he looks the part perfectly, his limited acting range fails him time and time again in the climactic moments of the finale.
The director Ivan Reitman, creator of such classic films as Ghostbusters, Stripes, and Twins, in this instance chooses to leave vulgar comedy to the side and focus on the psychology of the principle relationship. As a result, the film feels adult and less silly.
‘No Strings Attached’ is not compelling as âWhen Harry Met Sally‘ or as savvy as ‘500 Days of Summer,â but it achieves its objective of being a pleasant diversion for a couples night out at the movies.
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, a sexual situation/partial nudity and some language. Release Date: 2010-08-27 Starring: Peter Allen, Gabriel Casseus Director(s): Distributor: Film Genre: Country:USA Official Website: http://www.whoarethetakers.com/
TAKERS is highly entertaining but it is in no way original and because of this it is very predictable. The action scenes are what makes the movie worth watching, especially the one with CHRIS BROWN. This film is like a roller coaster one second you are thinking it is one of the best movies this year the next it is one of the worst, so it ends up just being a mediocre film. The film is easy to follow which gives it a nice easy flow. It is organized, but the fact that there are so many characters and so little character development it doesn’t give the audience time to connect with them although there is sympathy towards the gang of high class criminals.Â
The film shows us the workings of a gang of high class criminals that play by their own rules, such as doing one job a year and not killing anyone; specifically cops. They mean no harm, just gain which makes them likable. The gang love each other like brothers and are successful at what they do by working out every single intricate detail of their jobs in a timely manner. Their leader Gordon Betts or “G” (IDRIS ELBA) is the one to give each of them tasks and they take his advice seriously, but unfortunately he has a downfall his sister Naomi (MARIANNE JEAN-BAPTISTE) a drug addict trying to go clean. His right arm is John Rahway (PAUL WALKER) he executes the important parts of the dirty work. The brains of the operation is A.J. (HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN) he works out the gritty details with great results. Jake Attica (MICHAEL EALY) is the sweetheart of the group, he is the heart of the gang and gives them a human touch; his biggest worry is his brother Jesse (CHRIS BROWN) their father is in jail and he feels terrible for bringing his little brother into the business and therefore wants to keep him out of harm’s way. The bad influence and outsider of the group is Ghost (T.I.), on their last job he’s the only one that got caught and as soon as he’s out of jail he’s ready to execute a new plan. The gang doesn’t trust him but decide to break their one year rule to go along with his risky plan to rob an armored car carrying over $12 million; they only have 5 days to plan the heist.Â
Jack Welles (MATT DILLON) a cop for the LAPD becomes obsessed with catching the criminals after they pull off a $2 million heist leaving very little traces. He brings his troubled partner Eddie Hatcher (JAY HERNANDEZ) along and although Eddie is incredulous, as a best friend he’s trying to help Jack cope with what seems abandonment from his wife because he is so absorbed by his job; this is never clear in the movie.Â
The acting leaves very little to be desired, it was hard to believe Dillion and Hernandez as cops; Dillon does look like he’s going through a major life crisis throughout the movie but he may look like that in real life. One doubts Elba’s British accent when in fact he is a real Brit. Walker plays the same white boy ghetto wanna be as he does in most of his roles. T.I. plays T.I. there are no skills there. I do have to give Brown props for his awesome Parkour performance, that was one of the best scenes of the movie. Finally, our very popular dominican actress Zoe Saldaña was in the film for very short periods and she was just eye candy for the guys; us girls have plenty of eye candy all throughout the movie.Â
The movie picks up right in the middle when you start getting your hopes up but it is killed with a couple of montages that are super corny especially because of the music that accompanies them. The movie reaches its goal, to entertain and although at some points it is overkill it still does the jobs. If you go to watch it knowing that the well developed action scenes are the only things to take from it, then go right ahead otherwise wait to watch it comfortably from your couch.